Thomas Rockford

Detective Inspector Rockford, the new head of the Surreal Investigations Task Force.


He is often seen wearing a black suit, striped tie, Crombie coat and snakeskin boots.


Once described by a superior as.. ""overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding" (to which Rockford responded “You make that sound like a bad thing.”

Rockford seems willing to take a mans word on strange events if what they are saying fits with what he has personally seen, no matter how crazy the explanation may be. He will also rarely question where information comes from as long as it helps him to close a case.

He has enlisted the help of Darius and his ‘weird friends’ on several occasions, however he has never actually asked for their help. Mentioning a case he is having trouble with and then forgetting to take the case file with him when he leaves isn’t asking. If there are several extra pages in the file when Darius helpfully drops it round a day or so later that is a completely different issue.

Besides, asking for help requires paper work.

Rockford hates paper work.

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Thomas Rockford